Tumhe phansi hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!



Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 800 views
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