Ek Banda Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe
Ek Banda Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe Baat Kar Raha Tha
Dost: Yaara! LaRki Se Baat Kar Rahay Ho?
Banda: Yaara! Khuda Ka Qasam LaRki NahiN, Mangetar Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 808 views
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