Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do
Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do,
Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na
aqal hai hi nai
Fan chala dia to mombati bhojh jay gi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 495 views
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Husband asks again?
Again Silence
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“Koi Chupay na Chupay . mein aaa gaye.
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Miss:agr apna character acha karna ho to apni har teacher ko maan samjho
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Sukoon Nahi Hai?
Kisi Kaam Mein Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta?
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