Purani Album

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 768 views
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