Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?”

Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se”

Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aman school mein hans raha tha,

Aman school mein hans raha tha,
Chaman bola :- Chup raho
Aman :- Kyun ?

Chaman : mein monitor hoon.
Aman bola: mein CPU hoon, ab bol

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beti Tum Mujhe pehale papa kehti

Baap: beti Tum Mujhe pehale papa kehti thi, Ab DAD kehti ho? Kya wajah hai

Beti: C dad, papa Kehne se Lipstick Kharab ho jati hai
to dad kahti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki

Teachr: Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki nishani hy

Teacher: Tumhare abbu ka kya nam hay?

Student:CNG
Teachr:Ye Kesa Nam hy?

Studnt:
Chaudhry Naeem Gujjar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek black aur ek white

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)