Pathan in saudi arab

Pathan aik baar 2 arbion k pas se guzra wo arbi me aik dosre ko galian de rahe the.
Pathan: qari sahia mujhe bi in duaon me yaad rakhna

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!) / 896 views
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