1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 961 views

8 year boy larka

8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga."
Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe
1 Paket Willes dedo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai

Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde's redhead decides

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Diplomatic Husband

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo SMS pe SMS Kr rha Tha

Girl-Wo SMS pe SMS Kr rha Tha

Maine Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar KisLiye

Boy-Ye Pyar Nhi Pagli
Kal msg Pack ki Expiry He Isliye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)