pathan and kabutar
1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya
Or
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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 590 views
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