Abbreviation SMS
BOYS stands for
B: BADMASHIYON mai sab sai agay
O: OLLU ki tara raat mai jagay
Y: YARIYIAN nebhaye jaan laga ke
S: SHAREEF sirf maa baaf ke samnay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 661 views
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