Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi
Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pul Aa Jata Hai..
Usko Dekh K Chinti Boli ……..
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Jaanu Cross Kar Loge Ya Me Utrun.;-)
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