Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views

Beta: maa, aaj subhah

Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein papa ke sath bus mein aa raha tha to unhone ek aurat ke liye mujhse apni seat chodne ko kaha.

Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye

Beta: magar maa, mein to papa ki god mein baitha hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend ko apni mami se milati hai.

Mami: oh, to tum hamare jamai banna chahte ho?

Funny Sardar: Aapka jamai ban ne ki to koi chahat nahi, par kya karun aapki beti se shaadi karne ka yahi ek raasta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insaan Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?

Insaan Apni Zindgi Mein Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Bhagwan Se?
No
Boss Se?
No
Wife Se?
No
Phir??
“Bhikaari Se”
“Maaf Karo Baba, Chutte Nahi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

balb

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Masjid ka chanda

1 Memon Se Ksi Ne Masjid K Lye Chanda Manga.
Memon Ne Foran 10,000 Ka Check De Dia.
Aadmi: Is Pr Sign To Kro.
Memon: Hum Nek Kam Me Apna Nam Zahir Nhe
Krte.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)