Sardar Director to Actor

Sardar Director:
U Should Jump 2 D Swimingpool Frm 100 Ft Height.

Act:
I Don’t Know Swiming.
Sardar Director:
Don’t Wory, Their Is No Water.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views
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