Husband was busy watching cricket

Husband was busy watching cricket.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him:

Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
Husband Clapped n Shouted
.
''CHHAKKA"
His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow.X_X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views
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