My heart
Girl:- My heart like a mobile in that u r a sim
card.
Boy:- I m very happy.
Girl:- Don’t be too happy
if I get a new offer I will change the sim card
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 995 views
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Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal
Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya
hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya. Logo ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?
snta bola:
O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se bat kr rha h to wo khta. Teri bhabhi se.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai??……………
“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai..Kalyug hai!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg
bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE
MARTE HAIN…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dimag ghuma dene wala question:-
Income Tax aur Callertune me kya similarity hai.?
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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai, par Maza koi aur leta hai...!! :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BUSH: Humary pass Britny Ju
BUSH:
Humary pass
Britny
Julie Robert
Anjelina Joli
sab ha!
Tumre pass
kya hay?
MANMOHN SINGH:
Humary pass Imran Hashmi he!
Bhej do sab k0
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..
Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai
Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye hum hi hain jo tum ko qabar ka andhera aur hashar ki garmi yaad dilate hain warna tum to sub kuch bhol chuke the
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from wapda
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)