Girl:- My heart like a mobile in that u r a sim
card.
Boy:- I m very happy.
Girl:- Don’t be too happy
if I get a new offer I will change the sim card

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 954 views

TV

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke
alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban
-
Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGAI Qurban
-
Or Agr AP K
SMS Ana Band Hwe To
-
Ane wali
'BAKRA Eid'
Pe AP "QURBAN"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dil K operation K bad

Mareez: Dil K operation K bad mujy ZARDARI acha lagnay laga hai!

Kya mai pagal ho gaya hum?

DR: nahi tumhain jo dil lagaya hai wo ” KUTTAY” ka hai,,,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Pehla Zaheen Sardar
.
Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)