Train me laloo ne apna trunk

Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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