Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views

Why Americans stop printing stamps

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A lawyer was driving

A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Time is like river..

You can’t touch the same water
twice,because the flow that has
passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hotahai?

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota
hai?
.
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke
numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO
ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)