Arz Kia Hy
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Pas Ja K Dekha To..
BUS HI KHARI THI

Yahooo!
Apni Nazr To Bari Taez Hy YAR.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 826 views

A nerd

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Papu addmission lene college gaya

Papu addmission lene college gaya..
.
.
Principle:”Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun
ya 10 Asaan.. ??
.
Papu:”1 mushkil sawaal..
.
Principle:”Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ??
.
.
Papu:”Din..
.
Principle:”wo kaise.. ??
.
.
Papu:”Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch
liya..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni Gusse Se Pati Se Boli.

Patni: “Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala?”

Pati: “Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye,

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye, kahi koi dusri Aurat to nahi hai?
Saas: kalmuhi hamesa ulta sochti hai aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche a gaya ho....

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aj k Bacahy

Dad: Agr tum Is bar fail huay to mjhay baap mat khna....

Beta: result anay k bad.....
sorry yar mushtaq tum baap khnay k laiq nai rahay........ :p

oooooooo teriiiii!!!

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)