The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.


Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."


"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanks giving Day?"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 857 views

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…

Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
“COMING SOON.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai

Ek Bahut Hi Pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi

Madam: “Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai”
Pappu Ye Sun Kar Huste Hue

Bola: “Mam, Agar Aisa Hota To Ab Tak Aap Class Ke 30 Bachho Ke Sath Na Jane Kitni Bar Suhagrat Mana Chuki Hoti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Men in belt

"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Surjit bhai apne ghar

Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?

Surjit: hua yun ki…

Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use

Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur galat batein nahi sun sakta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)