Santa Apne Dost Se:
Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
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Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
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Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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