Tootay howay dil sy piyaar

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 829 views
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