GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 908 views

Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya

Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: “Ja Police Ko Bula La”

Nokar: “Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin”

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue
Chilaya: “Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote

Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was weeping

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Geo Tv ka wo konse programs

Geo Tv ka wo konse programs he jin k nam khawateen lene se hich kichati hain?
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"HUM SUB UMEED SE HAIN".
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'AAJ RAAT KAMRAN KHAN K SATH'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ist position

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News
channel walu ne pucha
K ab kia kro gay? Pathan
bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)