Me Bada Ho K

Beta-
Me Bada Ho K
Air Force Me Jaunga
Maa-
Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega
K Ye Mere Bete Ka Plane He?
Beta- Me Guzarte Waqt
Ghar Pe BOMB Fek Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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