Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane
Bush Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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