Sardar and Captain
Captain: Naujawanon Come Forward
Sardarji Does Not Move
Captain: You Did Not Move Forward, Why?
Sardarji: Oji You Said 9 Jawanon, I Was The 10th In Line!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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