Aik Sardar Jee Sochtay Rahay
Aik Sardar Jee Sochtay Rahay
Sochtay Rahay
Saari Zindagee Sochtay Rahay
Aur
Sochtay Sochtay Maar Gaay
Keh Agar Meri Sister Kay 2 Bhai Hain To Mera 1 Kiyoon Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 900 views
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Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Batate Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1Ladki Ko Maine Bola
*Good Morning*
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Ek Ladki Ko Maine Bola
*Good Morning*
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Ladki Ke Baap Ne Mujhe Bola
*THIS IS LAST WARNING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an
account. he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why? Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?
2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1350!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Marte Sharabi Se Bhagwaan Ne Poochha.
Bhagwan: “Koi Antim Ichha?”
Sharabi: “Agle Janam Mein Daant Bhale Hi Ek Dena, Par Liver 31 Dena, Prabhu“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of good luck
teacher: Hey Stand up tell me two pronouns
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Student: who Me
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Teacher: very good sit down
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)