Bus Stop

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade
the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 511 views
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