"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1353 views

Patni Ki Kasam Ki Value

Bus Ke Gate Par Latke Yaatriyo Se Conductor Ne Kaha: “Bhaiyo, Andar Ho Jao, Iss Tarah Gate Par Latakna Apki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai”

Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar Na Hua To Conductor Gusse Se Bola: “Tum Logo Ko Tumhari Patniyo Ki Kasam Hai Andar Aa Jao”

Itna Suna Tha Ki Jo Yaatri Seeton Par Baithe The Wo Bhi Gate Par Aakar Latak Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

painter pathan

Aik Pathan Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..
Us ne Sirf Chhat Ko
"White" Paint Kiya..!
Aur
Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..
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."Same As Above":

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

methi batian

Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!

Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Log To Kanjus Hi Bahut Hai

Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.

Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”

Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”

Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sarsar. I have not slept all night

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did not you exchange?
Sardar: That was the pity, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)