Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views

Students of college

How was your blind date ? " a college student
asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "
"He was the original owner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Carburetor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu while filling up a form:

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb

PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb Rakhte Huay Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bohat Maara 0r Pucha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Samaj Na aaya To Bola:”Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

galatfehmi

Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.

Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?

Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)