Pathan


Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 949 views
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