The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !

“Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

heater.

Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.

Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko

cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.

Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise

Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bhikari nd kanjoos

Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai…
Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai

Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai.

Fir bhi tu iske 25 hazar rupe mang raha h?

Santa : tuje bhais dudh ke liye chaiyebya nain-matakka karne ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)