Banta Owned A Factory.
He Issued Orders That Only Married Men Would Be Employed.

Friend Asks: Why This ?
Banta Reply: Because Married Men Are More Obedient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend ko apni mami se milati hai.

Mami: oh, to tum hamare jamai banna chahte ho?

Funny Sardar: Aapka jamai ban ne ki to koi chahat nahi, par kya karun aapki beti se shaadi karne ka yahi ek raasta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Define a GIRL

Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"

Reply: "nai

GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
.
.
Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"

Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi

Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Chor Ek Gangster

Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
?
?
Socho
?
?
Ek POLICE OFFICER..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)