What isvthe fastest thing
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 977 views
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