What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 930 views

Islamization in Pakistan

There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan.

No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like

Subhan-Allah
&
Mashallah :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.

Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.

Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Peda hota hai

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

money can't buy

1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)