Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua
Modern Aashiq:
Aaj Apni Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein
Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua,
Ki Rajma Chawal Achhe Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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