Boy:can you give
Boy:can you give ur curly hair to me...
Girl:smiled and asked for what
Boy:I need a brush to clean my toilet....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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Jahan Khawab Wahan HBL Urdu Funny Jokes Aik Pathan ko khawaab main kisi ne QATAL kar dia. Subha uth k PATHAN ne apna HBL ka Account close karwa dia. Pata hai Kyun? Kyun k HBL aap k khawabon ko haqeeqat main bdlta hai jahan khawab waha HBL…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kitna Roya tha wo,
mehbooba ko Mobil Gift kar k
dost ...
Raat k 3 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha
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"Aap ka Mtlooba Number
Doosri call pr Masroof hy...Smile
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,
Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo
To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon?
Student: Obviously Moon.
Lecturer: How?.. Student: Abe Dhakkan Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Raju- Mai Aaj Lakhpati Hu Toh
Sirf Meri Wife Ki Mehrbaani Se
Ramu- Toh Pehle Tum Kya
They ?
Raju- Pehle Mai Carorepati Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,
Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,
Aur Gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaty mar kar bola:
Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu:miss gandhh g k sar pe baal kiun nai thay?
Miss:ye akalmand logon ki nishani hoti hai
pappu:tab hi larkiaon k itne lambe baal hote hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)