santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain
Docter :
santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !
Santa : Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..
Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views
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