Mujhe is tarah se propose
Girl:” Mujhe is tarah se propose
karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
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Boy:” (slapped the girl) kamini,
i love u
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Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle
mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1035 views
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