Old Man: Bhagwan Meri Pension

Old Man: Bhagwan Meri Pension Dilwa Do, 101 Rs Ka Prasad Chadhaunga…
Bhagwan: Pagal Ho Gaya Kya Anna Hazare Dekh Lega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?

Son:
Paper Was Tough!

Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?

Son:

Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)

by sana (few years ago!)
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lettuce out of School

TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word
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TEACHER TO AMY: What've you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.Show Punchline

Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Was Getting Bitten

Pathan Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes D Whole Nyt.

He Got So Irritated Dat
He Drank Poison & Said:

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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar ka admision

Sardar ka school me admision huwa

teacher:btao quiad e azam kon hai?

Sardar:hum ku kia pata hum tu khud school me naya aya hai
idhar kahein hu ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Movie titles related to eng students

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classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Beautiful

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His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar park me baitha tha.

Sardar park me baitha tha.
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Sardar: Badla le Raha hon!
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Sardar:Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
choha

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Bili ne glass gira dia.
Choha baag gaya.
Bili:Dhoka dia,Jhot bola,
Apny wady sy mukar gay tm’
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by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
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