Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai,
ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 860 views

pathan 20 twenty

Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya.

Major Rohail: Wo kese?

Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge.
Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa nd Banta

Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..

Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?

Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kingfisher assistant

Kingfisher assistant:"sir
pichale 15 dino me ek bhi
bottle nahi biki..
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Vijay Malya:"jara engineering
college me phone lagao aur
pucho result kab
hai..:p :O :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Blond Girls on the Train

Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.

One of the blond girls whispers to the other 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!'

'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the other blonde replies.

Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?'

The first blonde says to the second 'Who's stupid now?

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Sari ZindaGi Barbad

Sari ZindaGi Barbad Kr Ke, Ishq Ki LazZat Chakh Li

Us Ne B Burqa Pehn Liya Aur Hum Ne B Daarhi Rakh Li
(,")/ Hat
/) ) Masjid ja Raha HoN.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)