Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : apna naam likho
Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…

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