Sardar
A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 487 views
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