Fair & Lovely Ki Unseen Ad

Maa: “Nalayak, Itni Raat Tak Kaha Thi?”

Beti: “Mom, Boyfriend Ke Saath”

Maa: “Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?”

Beti: “To Kya Hua Maa, Fair & Lovely Hai Na.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views

Funny shairy

Koi larki humein thura de to koi gam nai
sabir wo larki hai badnaseeb jis ki kismat me apun nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye

Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye or dua mangi
Bachay naik niklein, kuch dino bad bache nikle
1st bacha namaz padta howa nikla
2nd tasbi parhta hua, 3rd wazo karta howa
4th naat perta hua 5wa nahee nikla to
Murgi pareshan ho gaye aur dua karne lagi
Phir anday say awaz aye ami ma aetikaf ma beta howa ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police or Ambulance?

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)