Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Ka

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 965 views
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