Girlfriend boyfriend se

Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.

Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
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