Brought the Matches

Mom: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!

Mum: Are they working?
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire Matches... It's working.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1078 views
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

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ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha.

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