Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.

Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 753 views

Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to

Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to
Pakistan ki halat dekh k yeh kehtay..
"Jis raat maine Pakistan ka khawab dekha
Kash uss raat Jaag kar main koi achi Film hi daikh
laita"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Goli se darr nahi lagta

At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts
at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The
Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta
sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Love You Baji

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I
love you” baji.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost

Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost. I
suggested and they beat me harly.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I said them to search in google.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)