A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1044 views

beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

TOILET Saaf Ker K

Husband : Jab Me Tum Per Gussa Hota Hun To Tum Apna Gussa Kahan Nikalti Ho ?

Wife : TOILET Saaf Ker K.

Husband : Hein, Kese Saaf Kerti Ho ?

Wife : Tumhary ToothBrush Se :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boss meri shadi ho gayi

Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"

Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to Gym coach

Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use? Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

active pasive me diff btao

Teacher: active pasive me diff btao

Studnt: active> tere mast mast 2 ne’en mere dil ka le gai chain

Passve> mere dil ka le gai chain tere mast mast 2 ne’en.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)