Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 790 views

Boss during an Interview

Boss during an Interview

Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.

Applicant: What is it Sir?

Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?

Applicant: "Yes Sir"

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Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your kind information there is no mat near d door!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

It is divided in 2 parts

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aisa Sabun Do

Lady To Dukandar:Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or
Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.
Dukandar Naukar Sy:Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra
Day Do.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phool dena to gobhi ka

Agr ap mujhe phool dena chahte ho to gobhi ka phool dena

ap k pyar ka bi izhar ho jae ga ,
humara salan bi tayar ho jae ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)