beaver
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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