Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 524 views

Masjid k liye chande

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boss : why do you want some off

Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.

Ali : I want to be married .

Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sis 2 bro

Sis 2 bro :"What are you giving2 Grand ma on her
b'day
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Bro :"A Football
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Sis :"But Grand ma kaha kehlti hai
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Bro :"Meri b'day per unho ne
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Bhagvat Gita diya tha uska kya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raat film main ek chudial

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage,
khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho? Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.

Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.

Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti Hun

Boy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?

Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,
Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-p

Boy Shocked..;-)

by lescol (few years ago!)