Newtons Law Of Ishq
Newtons First Law Of Ishq:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Using Her Sandals
Newtons 2nd Law Of Ishq:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of
The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increament Or Decreament Of The Bank Balance.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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