Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..

Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1113 views

Lady Assistant

Lady Assistant:
Sir, Ap Ki Wife Ap Ko Phone Par Kiss
Karna Chahti Hain.

Boss:
Msg Receive Kar Lo, Baad Mai Tum Se Lay Longa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What r the people

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now

What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Office ki importance

Office ki importance: Shadi shuda ki zindagi mein office ki bahut importance hai

Gents ko yha aaker biwi bachon ki chilliyon se mukti milti hai,
Wahi ladies ko saas ki chikh chillahat se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khamoshi Ka Matlab

Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko
Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??

.

Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den.

Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To
Yaad Rakhen,
Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)