Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..
Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1177 views
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A MEMON MOVIE
Hero: Hamja
Heroin: Julaika
Villain: Ghaffaria
Ghaffaria Julaika Ko Utha K Le Ja Raha Hay
Aur Wo Chilla Rahi Hai:
“Meekay Bachaai Hamjaa
Meekay Bachaai!”
Hamja:
Julaika! Aon Natho Achi Sakno..
Dukan Te Bo Rush Hai!:-D
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Father:ap history k paper me fail kiun howe ho?
Son:dad us k tamam sawalat meri padaish se pehlay k the.
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Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha
Meri Life Mein Naya Ladka Aa Gya Hai.
Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wala Hai, Mera Khoob Khayal Rakhta Hai
Main To Uski Dulhan Banugi, Tum Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do.
Pappu Ko Ye Padd Ke Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Apne Saare Doston Ki Girlfriends Ki 30 Photos Jama Ki
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Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or
teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?
2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan 1: Oye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?
Pathan 2: Apne 1 Sal K Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu
Pathan 1: Wo Q?
Pathan 2: Wo Jab Bara Hojaye Ga Us Se Iska Matlab Puchun Ga
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Pathan ko shairi ka shoq hua
Baap ko Father Day k card par shair likha
Phool tou bohot hain,gulaab jesa koi nai
Mere baap tou bohot hain par Aap jesa koi nai.
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Height Of coolness
Two Friends after finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cold drink and talking...
Friend "Dude which paper was it"
Friend "May be maths"
Friend "Hmmm...that means you read the paper?"
Friend "No Man I Saw some one using Calculator :D
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One day, in a match with KKR, Aditya was hit by a bouncer and he fell on the ground.
Guess what people began to shout upon seeing this?
'Taare Zameen Par!'
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Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?
Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)