Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
 "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." 

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1161 views

Sardar proposed a girl

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia

Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Vo Minar E Pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha Kr
India Ja Skta Hy,

Hazaron Log Ekathe Ho Gay

Sardar Bola:
“Inu Chuk K Mery Sir Ty Rakho”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Amma kya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida

Pathan;
Amma kya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Hone Se Pehle Dekha Tha?
Amma: Nahi To

Pathan:
To Phir Paida Hone k Baad Hum ko Pehchana kaise k Me Gul Khan hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Miss Call

Pathan:
Miss Apne Kal Mujhe Call Q Ki Thui
Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se??

Teacher: Main Ne To Koi Call Nhn Ki

Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe
Kyun Likha Tha 1 Miss Call!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)