While creating wives
While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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1 Mara hua aadmi,
Ghar se gayab,
Kaise hua?
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Janneke liye dekhiye,
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C.I.D.
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se bahut milti hai”.
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Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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Dene Hen..
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He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
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Pathan to Frnd:
Yaar abbu Ka Msg Aya Hai K ghar aao
Kia karu?
Frnd: Message sending fail' likh k bhej de
Pathan ne aisa he kia,
Aur reply aya
"Ok" :
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Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam
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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(
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