Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can't See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Getting Bored???
Need some fun in lyf???
Go to a stranger's Wedding and scream....
"PLEASE
Don't marry....
I still love you....!!!'' :D :P ;)
LOL :D but Try this at your own risk :D hahaha
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”
Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa jae ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A blond is walking on the street when she suddenly falls inside an uncovered manhole.
She swears her way back up the ladder and manages to crawl all the way up, her clothes getting all torn up in the process.
When she gets back to the top she wipes off the sweat from her forehead and says "Thank God the hole wasn't covered, or I would've never made it out!"
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RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
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Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!
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Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?
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Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,
Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..
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A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)
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